Saturday, February 13, 2010

I didn't fart...

I came up with something kind of funny, at least it was funny to me. I didn't want to forget it, so I'll put it here so I can hopefully remember it lol.

Tonight at dinner time, I had an upset stomach, and needless to say-I farted.

My husband said to me, "No farting at the dinner table!"

I replied with...

"I'm not farting, I'm rearranging my butthole."

Needless to say, my husband thought that was quite funny...and I do too.

I never claimed to be lady-like ALL the time! :)

2 comments:

Michelle said...

For a minute there I thought you were going to say you were making room for more food. LOL!

Jen said...

LOL Michelle...Now that I think about it, maybe, at the same time I did make room for more food! LOL :) Thanks for the comment!